Sunday, September 21, 2014

Factual





Hello. Yes. This is Gary Sheffield. Gary Sheffield speaking.











Gary.











It's Jason!












…Giambino?











No.











It's me.











Jason!












Right, right...











…you're my agent!












Cool down fire cat, I gotchyou.












Jase of Base.












I hear that.












What's hot?











I want to get right to the point, Gary.











I want a new nickname.











The Grilled Cheese thing isn't cutting it.












What's not cutting it mean? What's it not cut? You're cutting just fine. Don't you let those west coast srirachas get up into messing with your head!












You hear me?











Yeah, I hear--












DO. YOU. HEAR. ME.











I hear you.












You get a thing up in your head from these people and you will never get a woman to ride with another woman in the front seat of your car again.












You feel that?











I feel it.












I know you feel me, because Jason...











...












...Jason?











Yeah?












I gotchyou. Who gotchyou?











You do, Gary.












That's right Gary gotchyou.











Hey, another thing.











Would you like to buy a cordless headset for your home office?












You know you don't even have to ask.











Bitchin!










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