Friday, January 6, 2012
the Marlins aren't going to be that good anyway
As reported by the folks over at Big League Stew, Mark Buehrle can't bring his pitbull into Miami, because Miami is fucking dumb.
The editorial board of FTC isn't just deeply concerned about Florida sports (all Florida sports), we are also fans of adorable pitbulls in general, and the two adorably fat man-eaters we sometimes dogsit in particular.
This one is dedicated to you, Luke & Rosie. Go sick those redneck lawmakers... with kisses!