That's really all I have to say.
Oh what the heck, I'll say more. Dan Dierdorf closed his interview of Jack Harbaugh by telling him how no one envies him, being the father of two rival NFL coaches.
FTC's opinion: no one envies the father of two sons without jobs. Jack Harbaugh has the best Thanksgiving possible. One of his sons will win a football game, the other will be an angry, ugly, hyper competitive, employed and still successful mess.
Seriously, enjoy the day. We're thankful you keep reading.