Sunday, July 3, 2011

BEST PLAYERS IN BASEBALL AS OF THIS MORNING FUCK THE ALL STAR ROSTERS

That title may be read as a proper sentence, or you can say it really loudly and fast. Your call.

In the American League:
C- Alex Avila
1B- Adrian Gonzalez
2B- Dustin Pedroia
3B- Alex Rodriguez
SS- Asdrubal Cabrera
OF- Jose Bautista
OF- Jacoby Ellsbury
OF- Curtis Granderson

In the National League:
C- Brian McCann
1B- Joey Votto
2B- Rickie Weeks
3B- Chase Headley
SS- Jose Reyes
OF- Matt Kemp
OF- Andrew McCutchen
OF- Ryan Braun

(Italics for guys who are not elected starters to this year's midsummer classic.)

More on this to come later. Too upset to be coherently angry.

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