Goodness, Hall of Fame owner Mario Lemieux is a delicate flower, isn't he?
Wow, we're off to a good start. First of all, I would never call someone who played in the NHL a delicate flower. I like to picture Burnside typing this while clutching a teddy bear, sipping a cup of hot coca, and wearing a Harry Potter onesie.
After hiding behind what must be a weighty cloak of self-righteousness and refusing to speak publicly for long months at a time about the game he professes to love so much -- bam! -- Lemieux emerged and dropped a bomb on the NHL's lap Sunday afternoon.
For the record, the cloak weighs 2.2 pounds. I almost bid on it during the last auction for the Mario Lemieux Foundation. Also, Mario just does not like to be in the spotlight, and avoids it when he can. Refusing to speak for long months at a time? He wasn't refusing to speak, he just doesn't talk publicly very much.
"Hockey is a tough, physical game, and it always should be. But what happened Friday night on Long Island wasn't hockey. It was a travesty. It was painful to watch the game I love turn into a sideshow like that," Lemieux said in a statement released Sunday afternoon, the day after the NHL assessed a series of suspensions and fines for Friday's fight-filled debacle between the Penguins and Islanders.
"The NHL had a chance to send a clear and strong message that those kinds of actions are unacceptable and embarrassing to the sport. It failed."
We must say, it helps to read all these bits aloud in a very deep, Zeus-like voice to get the full import of this great chiding from on high. It would all be great theater if it weren't so nauseatingly contrived.
I'm starting to think that Burnside is taking this tone because it's the only way anyone would read his column.
Lemieux apparently didn't mind the state of the game so much when Matt Cooke, a player his Penguins signed to a new contract this past summer, put Marc Savard's career in jeopardy last season with a blindside check a thousand times worse than the one that recently felled Pittsburgh captain Sidney Crosby.
And Lemieux must have been too busy working on his short game last week to defend the game he loves when Cooke was suspended again, this time for four games, for drilling Columbus defenseman Fedor Tyutin headfirst into the boards.
Nope, Lemieux was pretty much silent on that one, too. Funny.
This is where Burnside and many others completely miss the mark. If people want to bring up Matt Cooke, fine. I don't like him either. But this isn't about reckless hits during a game, it's about having a premeditated strategy to hurt players. Matt Cooke (or the Pens) didn't decide before the game that they were going to go out there and deliberately try to injure Fedor Tyutin. Dirty hits and questionable hits happen, but they happen within the context of the game. They should be dealt with accordingly. But the Islanders decided (before the game and when they built up a lead) that they were going to go after Max Talbot and Brent Johnson.
Was it a coincidence that this game was Michael Haley's (one of the AHL's most notorious goons) first of the season? After the Isles had a 6-0 lead, Matt Martin attacked Max Talbot from behind. It had nothing to do with hockey. It reminded me of the Todd Bertuzzi/Steve Moore debacle. Talbot's lucky he saw Martin at the last second to avoid serious injury. Trever Gillies skated halfway across the ice, left his feet, and elbowed Eric Tangradi in the head. Tangradi was hurt, but that didn't stop Gillies from pounding away at him, then taunting him from the runway as the trainer came to his aid. That's not hockey. Tangradi has a concussion and is out indefinitely. Then of course there's Haley skating all the way down the ice to go after Brent Johnson. Eric Godard left the bench, earning an automatic suspension, but what was he supposed to do? Let the goalie get his face pounded in by a man whose only job is to fight? None of this is hockey.
Note that Mario spoke up after this travesty of a hockey game. He didn't make this statement after Crosby took shots to the head. Those hits happened during the context of a game. The Islanders were just out to hurt people and make a mockery of the game. That's why he spoke up this time.
We, as a league, must do a better job of protecting the integrity of the game and the safety of our players," Lemieux wrote in his first public statements since the Winter Classic. "We must make it clear that those kinds of actions will not be tolerated and will be met with meaningful disciplinary action."
What actions is he talking about? Fighting? His team leads the NHL in major penalties by a wide margin. The Penguins also lead the league in penalty minutes per game. Still, sure enough, folks rushed to laud Lemieux for being brave, for telling it like it is, for standing up and laying a wallop on the NHL.
You go, Mario.
Again, fighting and what happened in this game are not the same thing. I'm not a huge fan of fighting, but sure, there's a place for it in the game. Yes, the Pens lead the league in major penalties, but those fights occurred when both players decided to drop the gloves, face each other, and fight. You can't compare a real hockey fight to the crap the Islanders pulled in that game.
How dare the league not do what Lemieux wanted? But what exactly did Lemieux want or expect the NHL to do? We'd love to know.
But Trevor Gillies received nine games for his equally cowardly elbow to Eric Tangradi. The Isles also received a $100,000 fine. Pittsburgh forward (and former Islander Eric Godard) received 10 games for coming off the bench.
You think the Islanders liked how this played out? Sources tell ESPN.com the Islanders were saying Sunday that they were the ones getting done over by the league and this was a conspiracy on the NHL's part to protect the Penguins.
So, just what else did Lemieux want or expect?
Even when you suspend cannon fodder like Martin and Gillies (they have a combined three goals this season; would anyone notice if they were banned for the rest of the year?), does it really strike at the core issue of respect?
Yes, of course this was a conspiracy to protect the Penguins. I love hearing that one everyday. The penalties should have been much more severe. Eric Godard should not be the one receiving the largest suspension. The three Islanders should all be suspended for 20+ games. The Islanders should have been fined more than $100,000. This was an organizational decision. As Burnside points out, these three guys won't exactly be missed. They can barely crack the Islanders' roster. That's why the team should face a stiffer penalty. The coach and the GM should both be fined/suspended. The NHL needs to prevent this garbage from happening. Does anyone think the "discipline" doled out after this incident will have any impact?
It's not hard to see where Lemieux's outburst comes from. The Pens have lost four of five games, including Sunday's 5-3 loss to the New York Rangers. They have been without Crosby for more than a month with a concussion and there is no timetable for his return or even any guarantee he will return this season. Evgeni Malkin is gone for the season with a knee injury. Half their forward contingent has been sidelined by injury.
And so, a team that looked to be primed for another long Stanley Cup run at the end of December looks to be significantly less than that now. The 9-3 loss Friday and subsequent pounding by the Islanders were humiliating, and Lemieux is right on one count to call it a "travesty." But that wasn't the only travesty to come out of the Isles/Pens "Slap Shot" revival.
Want to have intelligent debate on the issue of violence in hockey, or what to do about head shots? We're all for it.
Want to have a meaningful debate about whether the NHL's handling of supplemental discipline deserves an overhaul? We've been saying that for ages.
Having someone like Lemieux weigh in would be a significant moment, just as it's crucial to hear from players like Crosby and Jonathan Toews and Chris Pronger and the rest of the game's leaders, especially when it comes to changing the climate of disrespect that continues to plague the league.
But this wasn't a call to action; it came off as a petulant child stomping his feet.
Sure, Mario's probably frustrated about the way things are going right now. But the Pens have slumped far worse than this, and he's never said anything before. He wasn't a "petulant child" when Crosby took two head shots or when he was taken down by Steve Downie last year with a dangerous hit. This was about this game, and the NHL's complete failure to do anything about it.
Lemieux threw the NHL under the bus Sunday. Not that the league doesn't need the occasional adjustment, but this is the same league that worked shoulder to shoulder with Lemieux to get him his new arena, keep his team in Pittsburgh and, oh yes, get his millions out of the team.
Even if he had decided to give the league a little goose about how it handled L'affaire Long Island, OK. If it made Lemieux feel better to vent, fair enough; he's earned some leeway, we suppose. But then, there was the threat to pick up his golden puck and go home.
"If the events relating to Friday night reflect the state of the league, I need to rethink whether I want to be a part of it," Lemieux concluded in his statement.
Gee, get over yourself.
1.The NHL needed to be thrown under the bus here. 2. We're not talking about the arena. 3. Yeah, Mario's statement about rethinking whether he wants to be part of the league is possibly the worst bluff ever.
It's more than a little rich that Lemieux is threatening to walk away from the game now that he's got a shiny new arena and presumably all the millions he was owed all those years back when he hated the game but saved the team in Pittsburgh nonetheless. Was this even Lemieux's doing, this "statement," or did it come from somewhere else in the posh offices at Consol Energy Center? Regardless, the statement has Lemieux's name attached to it and he must wear it.
We can only assume Lemieux will get a little dose of the same medicine Los Angeles Kings GM Dean Lombardi received awhile back. Lombardi mouthed off about the integrity of the NHL's hockey operations department and took a $50,000 shot in the jaw for his troubles. We're guessing Lemieux will have to answer to NHL commissioner Gary Bettman, et al, with his checkbook, as he should.
Big picture? How about this: Lemieux could apologize for going over the top on this one, or he could actually become a meaningful part of the debate on how to make the game he insists he loves better.
How about this: Scott Burnside could stop being a complete jagoff.