We have, today, a submission from friend of FTC Brad Sanzenbacher. A Baltimore-area native, Brad worked for several seasons as the scoreboard operator of sorts at Camden Yards, and it is from those halcyon days he draws this story. Additionally, Brad is a phenomenal singer-songwriter of the Americana/folk-rock school, and his first album is due to drop later this year. We here at FTC highly suggest you check out his music. In fact, we're so serious about it that we didn't even feel the need to say so parenthetically.
Take it away, Bradley: