Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Eat your heart out, Dan Fox

Times are changin', folks. Nate Silver and his crazymath face have been bought by the New York Times. The Pirates employ the guy who came up with a metric for measuring the value of players on the base paths. Ned Colletti continues to trade away legitimate talent for 36-year-old closer wannabes.

We here at FTC have long been fans of the magical numbers parade, so we've cleared up some cap space and brought in our own statistician. Please welcome Nils to the FTC family, and afford him the same respect that you do to Franco, your mother and me (if not more, because he's real good at math).

1 comment:

FRANCOfranco said...

Nils knows math? I thought we just brought him in to write about The Hockey?