After 18 years, they all look the same

(At Rise: FRANCOfranco's mother's basement. FRANCOfranco is watching Pirates-Cubs on WGN. Lastings Milledge is up.)

(FRANCOfranco's mother walks through with a laundry basket.)

FRANCOFRANCO'S MOTHER
Look, it's the one good player, the one you like!

FRANCOFRANCO
No, Mom...that's just his body double.

(FRANCOfranco's mother watches Milledge swing wildly at something well off the plate. She exits.)

(Milledge pops up to first.)

(The haunting flute motif plays, as the lights fade.)