(At Rise: FRANCOfranco's mother's basement. FRANCOfranco is watching Pirates-Cubs on WGN. Lastings Milledge is up.)
(FRANCOfranco's mother walks through with a laundry basket.)
Look, it's the one good player, the one you like!
No, Mom...that's just his body double.
(FRANCOfranco's mother watches Milledge swing wildly at something well off the plate. She exits.)
(Milledge pops up to first.)
(The haunting flute motif plays, as the lights fade.)