We obviously need to do one of these, because nothing else is working.
So, as the world can plainly see, sometime after game four in the Washington series, my follicles packed it in, and pretty much handed Crosby an easy victory.
Congrats, Sid. You win.
Now go take two on home ice or else you're fired!
p.s. Thoughts on the Malkin fight, anyone? I'm in favor. Comment away.