Friday, May 25, 2007

The Solution to the Steroids Problem


Get the player's union, the teams, and everyone in a room, and grant amnesty to anyone who comes clean, as long as the offense was pre-2003. No voiding contracts, no suspensions, no nothing. Just admit it, and move on.

That's the only answer.

Monday, May 21, 2007


From a month off, and I'd like to solicit votes and voices for which of the following things is LEAST surprising...

1. Bengals linebacker AJ Nicholson gets into trouble with the law
2. Ricky Williams tests positive for marijuana
3. Another Yankees pitcher goes down with an injury
4. Michael Vick knows nothing about something shady in his life
5. Skip Bayliss thinks that LeBron James has more talent around him than the Pistons have on their team

Footnote: Skip Bayliss thinks we should ban athletes from nightclubs post-midnight, because "Peyton Manning wouldn't be caught dead in a nightclub."

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