Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Jim Tracy gets ripped by someone who was on "Melrose Place"

From the end of Alyssa Milano's blog post on mlb.com, following the Dodgers' clubbing of the Pirates:

Maybe Tracy should have positioned Bay in the bullpen Saturday instead of stacking the infield.

Ouch.

Memo
From: Free Tank Carter
To: The Nutting Family
Re: Manager and GM

Dear Bob and family:

Please hire someone who will not give B-movie actresses license to publicly ridicule our team and its decisions. While changes will likely need to be made at many levels, we would appreciate you begin with a General Manager who might hire a Manager slightly less renowned for his idiocy and ineffectiveness than the current occupant of that office.

Please look here for a brief summary of Alyssa Milano's "career." We are sure you will agree that, her producer credit on the hit series "Charmed" notwithstanding, Ms. Milano is not a source from which shit should justifiably be spoken. We further trust that you will see the urgency of this situation and remedy it posthaste.

Please let us know if you would like further assistance. It would be our pleasure to furnish you with personnel ideas and recommendations.

Sincerely,
FTC

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