A few hours ago, we published a post detailing embattled Chicago Bears tackle Tank Johnson's winning of The Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.
As it turns out, this year's Masters was won by PGA Tour player Zach Johnson, not Tank Johnson.
Tank Johnson did not compete in this year's Masters, as he's currently serving a 120-day sentence in an Illinois jail for violating his probation.
Two-thirds of FTC was out of town all weekend attending a fantasy baseball draft, and in our struggle to catch up to the rest of the world, we used information provided by sources at the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.
The quotes attributed to Tank Johnson were actually said by Zach Johnson. Tiger Woods was not misquoted.
Free Tank Carter regrets the error. Kind of.