Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Two Pittsburgh Legends: Mr. Hampton, Meet Mr. Belvedere

Pictured above is what I can only assume is a normal, say, Tuesday afternoon for Steelers nose tackle Casey Hampton.

I think the first question this raises is: How many bottles of Belvedere does it take to get a 325-lb nose tackle drunk enough that he'd dance on a bar shirtless and allow another man to caress his bare skin from behind?

And who is that culprit with the wandering touch? None other than Pittsburgh Steelers practice squad member Raymond Burgess, according to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. Let me be the first to call out this Burgess guy as the locker room poison that he is. This guy needs to not be a part of the Steelers organization.